Anonymous asked: I missssss you!!!! I haven't bothered you in ages, Byrne!!!!
I just realized depending on how you pronounce byrne it sounds like how my grandma’s parrot says it right before saying “you fuck”
my grandma is retired and single and that explains that
My mother tells me about all the ways I peel fruit wrong.
‘It’s breaking’ she says, pointing to the cracks and fissures where juice is seeping from between my fingers. ‘If you hold it between your palms too tightly, you’ll crush it.’
I wish she’d told me sooner because when…
